Man Attacked With A Machete At "U.S. Chicken" Restaurant [Video]

Why do people make fun of New Jersey? Well, there's this: three thugs -- one with cholo teardrop tattoos -- attacked a man at a restaurant in Paterson called "U.S. Chicken" with a machete. Yes, a machete. (I'm sure the guy who reviewed the security tape thought he was watching a National Geographic documentary on a lost, fried chicken-eating amazonian tribe.) Omar Villolta, Joel Gomez, and Tyrese Seagers have been identified as the perpetrators. Omar and Joel have been apprehended but Tyrese, the one who wielded the machete, is still out there, perhaps near a Popeyes.

The Paterson police department initially posted the video you see above on their facebook page so that local residents would help identify the attackers. The assault victim has already left the hospital and is in "stable" condition.