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Vintage Jorge Ramos Clips Will Make You Swoon, Feel Old [Video]
Did you know Jorge Ramos has been working at Univision for over 25 years? Yup, that's a long-ass time. And to celebrate his quarter of a century as the only somewhat credible reporter on American Latino television, his long-time employer put together some vintage clips of Jorge interviewing all kinds of important people. Check it.
- By: Nacomprende
Justin Street Died After Having Silicone Injected Into His Penis By Kasia Rivera
Justin should have followed my own pinga-enlarging method: rub you abuelita's bottled hierbas all over your nutsack then bust out these rad dance moves. It's a lot safer and it keeps scary Lil' Kim look-alikes away from your d*ck.
- By: Nacomprende
Claudia Elizabeth Avila Bit Daughter's Face To Punish Her
Are your children mischievous bastards? When misbehaving, are they indifferent to the age-old Llorona and Cucuy scare tactics that your parents used to employ to keep you in check? Then Claudia Elizabeth Avila's story may be of some use to you.
- By: Nacomprende
67-Year-Old Virginia Valdez Tried To Cut Off Her Husband's Penis [Video]
Lorena Bobbitt must be nodding her head in approval after hearing that 67-year-old Virginia Valdez tried to cut off her husband's penis.
- By: Nacomprende
Colombian Ex-Soldier Undergoes Sex Change [Video]
Sandra's story is as fascinating as it is tragic; she's an ex-POW who underwent gender reassignment surgery before turning into prostitute. Sandra, once known as Ciro Velasco, is also a biological dad.
- By: Nacomprende
Mob Justice: Chilean Thief Stripped Naked [Video]
*Cue rough, manly voice*: MOB JUSTICE! A group of Chilean citizens chased, beat, and stripped a thief who was caught stealing from an old lady.
- By: Nacomprende
Man Stabs Sister In Head With Screwdriver [Video]
In Cusco, Peru, a man stabbed his sister in the head with a screwdriver after she intercepted an attack meant for their mother.
- By: Nacomprende
Man Attacked With A Machete At "U.S. Chicken" Restaurant [Video]
Why do people make fun of New Jersey? Well, there's this: three thugs attacked a man at a restaurant called "U.S. Chicken" -- with a machete!
- By: Nacomprende
Vampire Woman's 11-Year-Old Son Is Part Of Her Suspension Act
Yay! Vampire Woman news.
- By: Nacomprende
Son Refuses To Do Chores, Dad Attacks Him With Sword
Antonio Gutierrez, a 43-year-old man from Ventura, California, accused his son of being lazy and not doing chores. John, his 18-year-old son, got in an argument with his dad -- instead of doing the damn chores! -- which lead Antonio to swing a 4-foot-long sword at John.
- By: Nacomprende
